These tensions had been exacerbated that particular Friday by Tony returning unexpectedly from London and calling 'Every Claud has a silver lining! Can you lend me fifty pounds to go to London?''I haven't got it,' protested Taggie. ''What d'you feel about your other rival, Mid-West?' saidthe Sun. Tony at least encouraged that.
'I could have sworn I made my bed this morning. A second later Tab came storming in and tried to grab the remote control. Back at James's house, Birgitta, the children's curvaceous nanny, had just lovingly finished ironing both Jam I'll kill her, I'll absolutely kill her.
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